Kansas City and I are separated by 733 miles, if you look at it one way. We’re separated by 22 days and 7 hours, if you look at it another. Any way you look, we’re apart at the very same time we want to spend every moment together – and we’ve put some strategies in place. It turns out that although you can’t keep it from sucking, you can substantially improve your long distance love experience.
Category Archives: SWExpert
When you finally decide to take the plunge and leap into the online dating pool, you don’t expect your first experience there to be your worst … but that’s just what happened to me. Read all about it in my Singles Warehouse post!
Now, ladies and gents, just remember: if your date “has something to show you” in his or her car, run like hell … or at least be ready to.
Sex on the first date – it seems like we want to have it much more often than we actually let ourselves have it. New science says we should give in to those urges, though, and hey – who am I argue?! Check out my post at Singles Warehouse for the lowdown.
I’ve long been an advocate of sex when you want to have it, be that first, fourth, or fourteenth date … and it’s always nice to discover you’ve been right all along.
Reflecting on my most recent breakup (with the Architect), I found myself wishing I’d taken him to bed one last time. While thinking about it, I realized something that surprised me: sex had been part of at least 75% of my breakups in the last five years! So, naturally, I wrote a post about it, over at Singles Warehouse.
Go on, say goodbye nicely now … with your tongue, teeth, fingers, cock, and cunt. You’ll thank me later.
As I jump back into the dating pool, I’m reminded of this post I did back in April for Singles Warehouse – the ten things everybody needs to remember in online dating.
I am, of course, paying special attention to number 5 … and number 9.
Interested in a threesome? Then you’d be interested in my most recent post at Singles Warehouse XXX, telling you my three rules for threeways – anything else goes!
Threesomes are three times the pleasure, and everybody deserves that experience.
Although it’s a fair bet I’ve long since met the qualifications, now I have an official title as a sexpert. Watch out – my first post for Singles Warehouse’s new XXX blog will be about threesomes. For now, content yourselves with my intro post over there – and while you’re at it, check out some of the incredibly hot pieces that are already up!
These writers sure know how to get a lady hot, wet, and willing.
I’ll be introducing you to the Architect shortly – and soon thereafter, I’ll be telling why he’s equally wonderful and worrisome. In the meantime, check out my latest at Singles Warehouse’s blog about red flags in dating and following your intuition.
When that little voice starts to holler in your ear … listen!
While I try and get the rest of my life under control enough to post you some more good stuff (and believe me, there’s been lots of good stuff going on!), check out my post over at Singles Warehouse about being bisexual.
It really is twice as nice.